Dudes who used to say I was their ride or die don’t even want to stay friends with me on Facebook anymore because I’m a constant reminder that they’re not doing a thing with their lives. Y’all take care now.

I’m watching The Purge (the first one) for the first time rn and these motherfuckers are CRAZY bruh like okay this whole concept is stupid as shit (when did full-scale anarchy ever manage to come to a complete halt in 12 hrs???) but like goddamn wtf why’d the boyfriend have to pull a Lee Harvey Oswald out of nowhere and these neighbors are all creepy as hell and where’d the black dude go???? 

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