Puberty Smacked You Like A Bitch
Parm: How old are you dude?
Parm: What year?
Parm: My god. I thought you were 21 for real. Jesus Christ. Or like 20+ at least. Puberty smacked you like a bitch god damn.
Me: LMFAO. Nah I'm turning 20 in July.
Parm: You made that I'm 19 post awhile ago, and I'm sitting there like..nah, nah, nah, he's kidding. Nah.
Parm: This is worrisome. You got your life in order already.
Me: Nah, but I'm getting there.