coffeetotheorems asked: Do you also look like a fag when your hair is down

nah it’s just you
Anonymous asked: That's incredible! Do you ever wish you couldn't remember certain memories and dreams so vividly? Of course, everything has pros and cons, but do you think you would rather not have an eidetic memory because the cons outweigh the pros?
It really depends on your personal perspective. Sure, I’ve seen some pretty awful things throughout the course of my life, and yeah, no matter what I do, I’ll never be able to completely purge them from my synapses.
But I’m not a weak person, nor am I feeble-minded. Not that you were implying anything of the sort. But because of those facts, even though I can replay a horrific memory over and over again years and years after it occurred, and feel as if I were right there, with no depreciation in detail — it’s not going to bother me.
After a while, you learn to live with certain things. And while I have memories and people and attachments I’d rather do without, I cherish what I was born with as a gift.
There are many aspects of my life I keep obscured from the internet, far more than I show, that’s for sure. A few years back, I wasn’t sure if I’d ever be able to be a functioning member of society again — doctors, my friends, my family were all completely baffled.
I’m a douchebag on the internet and I come off as a complete jackass sometimes, because that’s all I care to show most of you. Because it drives traffic to my page, and traffic to my page is money in my pocket.
But that’s not the person the few people I keep close to me know me as. I wake up every morning and thank God I’m alive and in good health — I actively remind myself to take nothing and no one for granted. Because I’ve been stripped of life as I knew it once before.
So no, I wouldn’t change a thing, even if I could.
Anonymous asked: I remember that you mentioned a while back, having an eidetic memory and I was wondering if that means you're able to remember every aspect of your dreams as you are able to remember every aspect of your waking memories.
Recollection of dreams is messy for anyone. It’s even stranger for me, because technically they’re supposed to be freshest in your head upon waking up. They’re more vivid after an hour of me being awake. But yeah, for the most part, I can replay them like they’re recorded on my DVR, lmao.
Anonymous asked: other than nails, what else do you notice on women that a lot of guys would miss, or don't care about?
Idk bro I don’t go analyzing every girl that walks down the street. But physical characteristics that I’ll inevitably notice if you’re around me and we’re speaking are if:
Anonymous asked: underwear colors: red vs pink vs black
Depends on your skin tone
what kind of girl are you
you should know this
Anonymous asked: Favorite nail polish color on girls?
LMAO..I feel quite strongly about this subject matter, so here’s a guide to any guy with good taste’s heart, by brand:
OPI:
Chanel Le Vernis:
Dior Vernis:
Essie:
Anonymous asked: I want you to make love to me the way you do with your piano.
You’re so original; the idiosyncratic nature of your request alone has my interest piqued higher than Mount Everest.
Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on painted on or penciled on eyebrows?
There is NO reason my eyebrows should be nicer than yours if you’re a girl.
Anonymous asked: What is your kik?
@beaudible
I’m always on. Just don’t message me if you’re 13.
youngwildandpri asked: in case of nudes please consult an attorney
Oh afterwards I decided to just have some fun and start typing like her until she got really pissed off and called me gay and then ended the conversation on homosexual terms
Anonymous asked: what's your favorite brand of beverage
Clorox.
Anonymous asked: like...what does your business do
Design and marketing.
Anonymous asked: what exactly do you do?
Huh
Anonymous asked: you misspelled rabbit
It’s an inside joke lol