Forever getting mean mugged walking past barber shops.
Posts tagged ‘chronicles’
Unfriending anyone who likes Mitt Romney on Facebook.
If I have to be fully clothed to sleep without going into hypothermia, it’s too fucking cold.
Running lab tests on myself and growing throat cultures because I’ll be a doctor one day, might as well start now.
My voice dropped a full octave. Splendid.
The nights of sleeping like a skank are over.
coming down with the flu
what else is new
إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ
Go to Google images and search “completely wrong.” Prepare to die laughing.
if these motherfuckers don’t stop blasting their shitty tasteless music i will drown them in napalm and set their fucking party ablaze
it’s too cold for me to be dressing like i’m homeless
Someone outside just blasted Naturally by Selena Gomez so hard that they blew out their speakers.
There’s a mosquito in my room, i.e., it’s DEFCON 3 right now.